Press Release
This morning – Friday
March 23 – The jungle association of autonomous astronauts (jungleaaa) has
taken over the mir spacestation. While the whole world was led to believe
that mir entered the atmosphere at about 8.00 hours CET, astronauts of jungleaaa
have successfully spacejacked the spacestation. They have taken the mir out
of orbit to a secret location. So, Although official press releases are claiming
the opposite, that which was scattered in a large area in the pacific is not
what is left of mir. The debris that was seen lighting up the skies over Fiji
in fact belonged to a cover-up operation by the nasa and the Russian space
agency to maintain the fiction that their control over space is total. the
spectacle of debris flying over people’s heads was also staged to install
fear in people’s minds and in this way to further ground their power. 
The jungle association of autonomous astronauts has not interfered in this pyrotechnical show. Our astronauts were to busy taking over the mir and also we like a bit of spectacle. From mir and the many locations on earth, we, the astronauts from aaa will continue our work on the establishment of an independent base in space, free from government, military, and corporate interference. Now that we have successfully taken over mir spacestation we can begin putting our theories of moving into several directions at once into practice. This will also be the place where we will prepare the first rave in space as part of jungleaaa’s plan: “first dj on the moon”.
Jungleaaa will keep you informed
See you in space
Jungle Association of Autonomous Astronauts